WEÕRE
HAVING A HEAT WAVE FOR CHRISTMAS
MUSIC
& LYRICS BY ROBERT WENDEL
©
2019 by Robert Wendel
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Carols sing of
Christmas snow, but itÕs backwards down below.
Christmas comes
in summer there. Making for a
different feeling in the airÉ
The temperature
is rising fast, everyone is all aghast,
The holiday
spirit can not last Ōcuz
weÕre having a heat wave for Christmas.
Winter clothes
are packed away as weÕre approaching Christmas day.
It looks like
summerÕs here to stay Ōcuz weÕre having a heat wave
for Christmas.
No sense looking
for a snowy view as IÕm sparking up the barbeque.
Go out shopping
if you have the notion, just use lots of sun tan lotion.
ThereÕs no way
that weÕll conspire with chestnuts roasting on a fire.
I am starting to
perspire, cuz weÕre having a heat wave for Christmas.
Thanksgiving day
has come and gone. The Christmas seasonÕs now upon,
But I must go
and mow the lawn Ōcuz weÕre having a heat wave for
Christmas.
There wonÕt be
any snowball fights as IÕm stringing up the Christmas lights.
I donÕt need a
coat to keep me warm, look out! Here comes a thunderstorm.
Eggnog is the
drink for me when outside falling snow I see,
But all I want
is a tall iced teaŌcuz weÕre having a heat wave for
Christmas.
Shoveling snow
can be the pits, but itÕs better than a schvitz.
I donÕt know how
IÕll keep my wits Ōcuz weÕre having a heat wave for
Christmas.
Santa is coming
in his sleigh. ItÕs warm and sunny all the way.
No, those arenÕt
reindeer clip-clops ItÕs everybody walking in
flip-flops.
IÕm really
feeling out of sorts. ThereÕs no snow for Winter sports.
SantaÕs wearing
Bermuda shorts Ōcuz weÕre having a heat wave for
Christmas.
The seasons are
all upside down. My plastic snowman wears a frown.
My Christmas
tree is turning brown Ōcuz weÕre having a heat wave
for Christmas.
WeÕre having a
heat wave. A tropical heat wave.
ItÕs gonna be hot if we like it or not,
WeÕre having a
heck of a heat wave for Christmas!